Q.) Would you rather do all the chores in your house or eat a dog biscuit?

A.) Eat a dog biscuit.

Q.)If you were a color  what would you be and why?
A.) Plaid.It,s my favorite.

Q.) Brett Farve or Paris Hilton?
A.) Paris Hilton because Brett Farve throws too many interceptions.

Q.) Would you rather be locked in a closet with a bear or in a dresser with a raccoon?

A.) In a closet with a bear because they are cuddly.

Q.)Did you ever dream that you were a ballerina?

A.) No, I haven’t.¬†