5 Questions with…Mr. Boerger

Q: If you were stranded on an island, and had the choice to either bring your hairbrush or your toothbrush (no toothpaste), which would you bring? Why?

A: Well, since I don’t have a lot of hair I would have to say my toothbrush.

Q: Would you rather go Jell-O wrestling or swim with sharks (without the cage)? Explain.

A: I would have to say Jell-O Wrestling. Either be eaten or Jell-O wrestle? Jell-O wrestling.

Q: If you were stuck in an elevator on the 23rd floor of a hotel building and about to crash to your death, but had the choice of elevator music to crash to, which would you choose? Banana Phone or Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang?

A: Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Ah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang. I’d want my death to be a quick one.

Q: If you could fly or teleport anywhere where would you go? Why?

A: I would go to Vienna-Austria 1919 and sit on Freud’s couch and be psycho-analyzed by him because I find Sigmund Freud fascinating.

Q: If you could go and spend one night at any celebrity’s crib who would you choose and why?

A: Brad Pitt, so I could stare at his wife.