A December Holiday Everyday

Most everyone knows that Christmas is in December, but there are also many zany little holidays nearly every day! Some days even have two. Summed up below are the daily, weekly and monthly observations.


  • Universal Human Rights Month
  • National Tie Month
  • Safe Toys and Gifts Month


  • 1-7: Cookie Cutter Week
  • 6-12: National Handwashing Awareness Week
  • 17-23: Saturnalia
  • 26-1: Kwanzaa Week!
  • 25-31: It’s About Time Week


  1. Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day
  2. Special Education Day
  3. International Day of Disabled Persons
  4. National Dice Day
  5. International Ninja Day + Bathtub Party Day = NINJA IN A BATHTUB DAY!!!
  6. National Pawnbrokers Day
  7. Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
  8. International Cotton Candy Day
  9. National Salesperson Day
  10. Dewey Decimal System Day
  11. Day of the Horse
  12. Poinsettia Day
  13. Cat Herder Day
  14. Anti-holiday Day
  15. Bill of Rights Day
  16. National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
  17. Underdog Day
  18. International Migrants Day
  19. International Human Solidarity Day
  20. Mud Day
  21. Humbug Day + National Haiku Poetry Day = WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT EBENEEZER SCROOGE DAY!!!
  22. World Peace Day
  23. Festivus
  24. Christmas Eve, Duh.
  26. National Whiner’s Day
  27. A’phabet Day (AKA No “L” Day)
  28. Holy Innocents Day
  29. Tick-Tock Day
  30. Falling Needles Family Fest Day (seriously, what?)
  31. New Years Eve, Make Up Your Mind Day, and World Peace Meditation Day

These are all very interesting holidays, and if a day is ever especially boring, just look up the holiday of the day. Things will be spiced up instantly.