Most everyone knows that Christmas is in December, but there are also many zany little holidays nearly every day! Some days even have two. Summed up below are the daily, weekly and monthly observations.

MONTHLY:

• Universal Human Rights Month
• National Tie Month
• Safe Toys and Gifts Month

WEEKLY:

• 1-7: Cookie Cutter Week
• 6-12: National Handwashing Awareness Week
• 17-23: Saturnalia
• 26-1: Kwanzaa Week!
• 25-31: It’s About Time Week

DAILY:

1. Bifocals at the Monitor Liberation Day
2. Special Education Day
3. International Day of Disabled Persons
4. National Dice Day
5. International Ninja Day + Bathtub Party Day = NINJA IN A BATHTUB DAY!!!
6. National Pawnbrokers Day
7. Pearl Harbor Remembrance Day
8. International Cotton Candy Day
9. National Salesperson Day
10. Dewey Decimal System Day
11. Day of the Horse
12. Poinsettia Day
13. Cat Herder Day
14. Anti-holiday Day
15. Bill of Rights Day
16. National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
17. Underdog Day
18. International Migrants Day
19. International Human Solidarity Day
20. Mud Day
21. Humbug Day + National Haiku Poetry Day = WRITE A HAIKU ABOUT EBENEEZER SCROOGE DAY!!!
22. World Peace Day
23. Festivus
24. Christmas Eve, Duh.
25. CHRISTMAS DAY!
26. National Whiner’s Day
27. A’phabet Day (AKA No “L” Day)
28. Holy Innocents Day
29. Tick-Tock Day
30. Falling Needles Family Fest Day (seriously, what?)
31. New Years Eve, Make Up Your Mind Day, and World Peace Meditation Day

These are all very interesting holidays, and if a day is ever especially boring, just look up the holiday of the day. Things will be spiced up instantly.